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Custody Hearing FAIL
Quick memo: If you're appearing before a judge in a child custody hearing - and you REALLY want custody of your children - you might want to hide that SWASTIKA tattoo.
Oh, and leave your Nazi stuff at home.
Let’s go to New Jersey, where a white supremacist named Heath Campbell is trying to get custody of his 4 children after they were taken from him by child social services.
So when the HITLER’S ORDER leader showed up before a judge, he wore his full NAZI outfit.
I don’t think he’s going to get custody of his children, who include 7-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell, and 6-year-old JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell.
And we only found out about this freak when he ballistic because a bakery refused to put HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADOLF HITLER CAMPBELL on the kids birthday cake. Remember that?
There are plenty of bad habits that can irritate us on the road- but what about those coming from inside the car?
Yes, what about THE BACKSEAT DRIVER?
Who's the worst offender...
Insurance.com did a study to find out- here are the results...
*34% of women said their husbands were the worst backseat drivers, followed by their mothers at 18% and their friends at 15%.
*40% of men said their wives are the worst when it comes to backseat drivers (ranking highest), followed by 17% saying their friends and 15% responding with their mothers.
*Children ranked low on the backseat-driver-offender list with both men and women.
According to Insurance.com's study, the biggest annoyances include:
Facebook + Florida = FAIL
DUMMIES of the DAY!
Let’s go to Monroe County, Florida where two women in their 20s saw that one of their Facebook friends had posted family vacation photos – which means NO ONE'S HOME!
So they break into the empty home.
While in the middle of their burglary spree, one of them jumps on Facebook and posts, “Enjoying the comforts of this brand new house” - and even includes a photo of the room she was in.
That post shows up on her vacationing friend’s newsfeed, who’s like HEY! THAT’S MY HOUSE!
She calls police, who show up at the house and ARREST the two pendejas!
My God, they did everything but TAG the friend in the photo! And YES, I know EVERYONE posts vacation photos, but by doing so, you ARE telling people "I'm not home. And that car parked in the driveway is just for show. Didn't you just see my beautiful sunset picture from Hawaii?"
SPOILER ALERT: If you ever see me post vacation photos, I'm doing it from my HOUSE. Why advertise there's no one home?
Of course, if you do a better job of approving Facebook friends, I supposed you don't have to worry. If you're approving friends who are SO STUPID they actually post photos of themselves trespassing inside your house, maybe you should take a minute or two to do a background check before clicking 'APPROVE.'
Womenshealthmag.com has two helpful tips for wine drinkers, one for red and one for white.
For White Wine Drinkers:
(I found this one helpful because on occasion, if I have a bottle of white that hasn't been chilled, I've (GASP!) thrown an ice cube in it to cool it off. I'm going to try this...
*Don't toss that leftover wine ... instead, pour old wine into an ice-cube tray, freeze, then break out the cubes when you don't want to water down a glass of wine, or use them for cooking.
For Red Wine Drinkers:
*Use red wine for a marinade for beef. Mix with a little olive oil, garlic, salt, pepper, and lemon juice and your favorite herbs.
DUMBASS OF THE WEEK?
Hey THUGS: If you're gonna run from the police, there are certain places you should avoid.
Like the POLICE STATION.
Let’s go to St. Louis, where homeboy was pulled over in a routine traffic stop – but it became anything BUT routine when he got out of his car, shoved the officer and took off on foot!
The suspect ran down the block, made a left, and ducked inside a parking lot where he headed for the building’s front door. The POLICE STATION's front door!
And that's where a police lieutenant helped the fuguitive by opening the door for him.
Dude ran down the hallway to a JAIL before he made a U-turn right into the arms of laughing officers, who were following the foot chase on their police scanners.
As one officer told KMOV.COM:
“You know we joking afterwards because he actually ran towards the jail first and then came back this way. We were joking he should have cut out the middle man and gone straight to the jail.”
Its beach season! And to go along with the beach, Flipsidez has created a new kind of customized flip-flops! These flip-flops leave custom imprints in the sand allowing you to leave little messages behind as you walk along the beach. I don’t know about you, but I love this idea! What would your flip-flops say?
We are heading into WEDDING SEASON and according to 'The Knot', the average woman spends $1,211 on her wedding dress.
For those brides-to-be who want to save some money, Target is now selling wedding dresses! They retail for $99.99-$129.99.
CLICK HERE to check em' out and let me know if you would ever wear them?
Okay, it WILL make you cry.
The local CBS
Including her dog.
Or so she thought.
CLICK HERE! to see!